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Post by sashwap on Sept 27, 2008 10:38:01 GMT -5
was it the joke about the g-ball ball?
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Post by thommmmm on Sept 27, 2008 18:12:27 GMT -5
nope it was a rather rude joke i dare not type here.
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Post by thommmmm on Oct 2, 2008 20:51:37 GMT -5
i realized, that while running on a platform nearly the opposite of a platform i would vote for, sarah palin is someone so far removed from modern politics; someone who is, by many ways and means, not a politician at all, and therefore would be a really really good person to have as president.
and that's what happened today!
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Post by sashwap on Oct 2, 2008 21:30:15 GMT -5
if only she weren't evil
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Post by polishq on Oct 2, 2008 21:44:23 GMT -5
i realized, that while running on a platform nearly the opposite of a platform i would vote for, sarah palin is someone so far removed from modern politics; someone who is, by many ways and means, not a politician at all, and therefore would be a really really good person to have as president. and that's what happened today! Smited!
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Post by sashwap on Oct 2, 2008 22:10:52 GMT -5
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” - Douglas Adams
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Post by sashwap on Oct 2, 2008 22:32:23 GMT -5
here's a good one. this evening i was in my kitchen and i heard a car pull in the driveway right around the time my girlfriend gets home. we share a driveway with the neighbors, but their cars were already there so it was a safe assumption that it was my girlfriend. i peek out the window (the blinds were down) but can't really see outside because it's dark out and light inside the house, so i basically just see reflection. however, i make out a figure walk by the window carrying a large box and several other items. assuming it's my girlfriend, i run out the front door to help her carry stuff. so i burst enthusiastically out of the door, only to be greeted by my neighbor's son (who's just some dude i've seen around but never talked to). conversation ensues:
he: hi me: hi he: are you ok? me: yeah! i thought you were my girlfriend.
then i turn and start absent-mindedly investigating a leaf on a nearby tree, feeling awkward but momentarily forgetting that the guy is still there, perhaps trying to figure out what my deal is. i turn to re-enter my house and he speaks again:
"ok, see ya"
which reminds me he's still there, apparently seeking some sort of closure to our exchange. "see ya!" i say, as i enter my home.
that's what happened today!
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Post by echoesofairplanes on Oct 2, 2008 22:55:06 GMT -5
here's a good one. this evening i was in my kitchen and i heard a car pull in the driveway right around the time my girlfriend gets home. we share a driveway with the neighbors, but their cars were already there so it was a safe assumption that it was my girlfriend. i peek out the window (the blinds were down) but can't really see outside because it's dark out and light inside the house, so i basically just see reflection. however, i make out a figure walk by the window carrying a large box and several other items. assuming it's my girlfriend, i run out the front door to help her carry stuff. so i burst enthusiastically out of the door, only to be greeted by my neighbor's son (who's just some dude i've seen around but never talked to). conversation ensues: he: hi me: hi he: are you ok? me: yeah! i thought you were my girlfriend. then i turn and start absent-mindedly investigating a leaf on a nearby tree, feeling awkward but momentarily forgetting that the guy is still there, perhaps trying to figure out what my deal is. i turn to re-enter my house and he speaks again: "ok, see ya" which reminds me he's still there, apparently seeking some sort of closure to our exchange. "see ya!" i say, as i enter my home. that's what happened today! I honestly LOL'D, Y'ALL! But that's only cuz I'm one of them durn MAVERICKS! May God Bless You All, Especially You Teachers Rewarded with 77 Virgins in Heaven, Your All-American Male with a Hockey Mom (Loyal-kept-in-line) Wife, Joe Six-pack But seriously, I laughed at that exchange. Sadly enough, I didn't laugh at the debate, to Palin's (begrudged) credit. And while she didn't have the blunders I was hoping for, she also did not answer a single question! Hooray for evasive debating!
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Post by sashwap on Oct 2, 2008 23:23:14 GMT -5
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Post by thommmmm on Oct 3, 2008 5:50:29 GMT -5
FUGGIN BOOMER KUWANGER FER PRESDENT!
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Post by thommmmm on Oct 3, 2008 8:42:37 GMT -5
i have much less nyquil in my system. what i said about sarah palin was foolish and ribald.
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Post by sashwap on Oct 3, 2008 10:09:53 GMT -5
but what you said about boomer kuwanger...?
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Post by thommmmm on Oct 3, 2008 10:13:03 GMT -5
i stand by what i said about boomer kuwanger.
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Post by polishq on Oct 3, 2008 10:17:08 GMT -5
I'M BOOMER KUWANGER AND I OPPOSE THIS MEGAMAN
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Post by sashwap on Oct 3, 2008 10:19:24 GMT -5
i stand by what i said about boomer kuwanger. this has got to be one of the greatest sentences ever uttered.
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